If You Don’t Use Protection, Hitler Wins

In the rowdy conversation that followed my first seder this year there was discussion of which one of my cousins was most likely to have an illegitimate child. I think our main concern in terms of having a child out of wedlock is that lots of people look down on young unmarried parents. Hitler didn’t really factor into the equation, but that was only because we hadn’t seen these ads for Doc Morris Pharmacies.

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Just to be clear, the message is that we should all bundle up in case we end up having Hitler babies? Really? In that case, is it ever safe to conceive, or is every baby just one more possibly fascist dictator?

Oh, the humanity (or lack thereof).

Hat tip Adfreak.

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