On this Erev Rosh Hashanah, Woot is offering a fantastic pair of Maximo iM-490 iMetal Isolation Stereo Earphones. Need to know more?
That Lucky, Lucky Shofar Happy New Year! Thereâ€™s probably some phrase for that in Hebrew, which we donâ€™t actually know. Bear with us, weâ€™re in Texas.
Okay, we know weâ€™re a little early, but come sundown, youâ€™re not supposed to be using the computer, right? We think thatâ€™s how it works. And thatâ€™s why weâ€™re wishing you a Happy 5770 a few hours early, with the help of these Maximo iM-490 iMetal Isolation Earphones.
To be fair, thereâ€™s a lot of your traditions we non-chosen types donâ€™t feel that we completely understand. Like, is it true that if you used a whole bunch of two foot extension cords to make a border around a village, the whole place is technically considered one house? If thatâ€™s true, you could find these Maximo iM-490 iMetal Isolation Earphones to be extra helpful! Plus weâ€™re thinking that the three sizes of eartips (which allow anyone a snug, comfortable fit) could mean that the Maximo iM-490 iMetal Isolation Earphones will make a great gift for all those people you have wronged in the past year. Weâ€™re just assuming everyone you wronged had an iPhone, you understand. We always feel like wronging those types of people too. Irritating smug jerkface iPhone owners, weâ€™d like to give them a good kick right square in theâ€¦ oh, but we were talking about your most important holiday.
So based on our ten minutes of research, we find it unfortunate that the Maximo iM-490 iMetal Isolation Earphones wonâ€™t be pomegranate colored, but you will get a lovely travel pouch which you can use after the holiday when youâ€™re allowed to travel again. Maybe when you hit the ham and shrimp with cheeseburgers buffet down the street. What? Why are you all scowling now? What did we say? Jeez, some people. Oh, right, right, you guys donâ€™t do â€œJeezâ€. Our bad.