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You know, some things you’re just born with. Lebron James, born to be a basketball player. Jeremy Moses, born to be a super model. And 12-year-old Koresh Mouzuni was most definitely born to be a good politician.

Mouzuni, from Tehran, and yesterday, filed his papers for his candidacy for the President of Iran. Normally, I would say that a 12-year-old is a bit young to run a country. But hey, if the kid from Little Big League can run the Minnesota Twins, then I think anything is possible.

Just listen to Mouzuni’s great ideas: “I will buy Hawaii, (U.S. President Barack) Obama’s birthplace, from the United States and lease it to Israelis who will go live there–so that they don’t kill the children in Gaza.”

Sure, I may disagree with his reasoning, but Hawaii? Pssh…this kid has some brains! As an added bonus, we could claim Obama as our own.

Down with Ahmadinejad! Up with Mouzuni!

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