Duck and Cover! The Moshiach is Coming!

In order to get what you want in this world, you have to fight for it. You can’t just be apathetic and hope that everything will fall into place.

You wanna have a party? Well, you’re gonna have to fight for your right to have it! No one is just going to plan a party for you. Life doesn’t work that way.

So here is a message for all you apathetic Lubavitch teenage girls. You want to get somewhere in life? Then stopped sitting around and join the revolution.

Wait? Revolution? What revolution? The NOW Revolution. A revolution to bring the Moshiach today.

Now, you might be saying to yourself, “But wait, I don’t have a gun! I have a knife, but I would have to share it with my sisters!”

Don’t worry! This isn’t the Crusades! There’s no need for violence. All you need is your mind. By learning about Jewish history and the teachings of the Rebbe, you will soon understand that we are on the brink of the final revelation! You better jump on board now, because soon it will be too late.

So get your friends together. Make an awesome project about the Moshiach’s imminent arrival, and you can win $770!

MJL readers, you can’t make this stuff up. Check out the NOW Revolution website. Please send all of your submissions to

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