I got a crush on Jewssip Girl.

(Editor’s Note: I’m not a creep.)

Last year, when the writer’s strike in Hollywood was in full effect, I had plenty of time to catch up on every show imaginable. One of those shows was Gossip Girl. Gossip Girl provided me with all of my teen drama needs–many beautiful rich women, the Upper East Side…needless to say, I was in love.

But I have since moved on. With such great shows as Testees and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I no longer have the time to focus my attention on the evil doings of Chuck Bass and Co.

But still, my heart was empty. Then along came Jewssip. If you were only able to read read one Jewish blog, then read mine. But if you had time for a second, then read Jewssip.

I don’t know much about the girl who is behind Jewssip, much like Gossip Girl. She is very mysterious. I do know these facts, however. She, like me, loves Lean Cuisine meals. I am also pretty sure that she has the largest database of Amy Winehouse pictures in the world. I’m almost convinced that she works in the British Paparazzi.

The things I write about on this blog may or may not often originate from her (I plead the 5th on that one). Her insights into the world of Ivanka Trump and Guy Ritchie’s distaste of Kabbalah get me all light headed.

I’ve been trying to think of a way to tell Jewssip Girl how I feel about her, but have yet to find a way, until now. And I’ll leave that to Aaron Carter:

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