How To Get Your Girlfriend To Break Up With You

Wanna be alone over the holidays? Well do I have the product for you! Have you ever looked at a lady friend of yours and been like, she isn’t wearing enough kippot? You heard me. More than one. Many kippahs. Plural.

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If there was ever a time to invent the “bro” it is now. Get on this Kramer.

So many other jokes I can make, especially involving these, but I’ll stop while I’m ahead.

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