So I’m pleased to announce “The MJL Million” — our homegrown list of the million best Jews in America.
True, it sucks for us that there isn’t a smaller number that starts with “m,” but it’s good for you guys. There’s like a 1 in 7 chance you’ll be chosen.
Self-nominations for the The MJL Million are now being accepted at firstname.lastname@example.org. Tell us why you belong on the list and chances are, we’ll put you on.