How to Light the Menorah (And Look Damn Good While You’re Doing It)

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Hanukkah’s gonna be here before you know it. So make sure you’re stocked up on all the holiday goods — Extra-thick schmaltz for frying your latkes. Trick dreidels that always land on gimel. And your own gold-toothed, Burger-King-crowned deity to teach you how to light the menorah….

Yes, that’s right. We’re talkin’ about Todd and God.

If you can’t see the film, just click here to learn how to light the Hanukkah candles in style. And if you do happen to pick up an extra carnivorous snake or Lionel Ritchie album, there’s always room under my menorah….