Sasha Baron Cohen’s upcoming movie focuses on his character Bruno, a campy gay Austrian fashion journalist. In the clip below he interview the completely ridiculous Daniel Dicriscio who refers to himself as the makeover messiah. Together, they discuss how they would makeover Jesus. Apparently he needs to make more eye contact, maybe using more of a ‘come hither’ stare. Um, ew. This begs the question, though: how would we make over Moses? First off, he needs some killer shades. Oakleys, probably, and reflective. What else?