Father’s Day is hard. And you’ll have to excuse the blanket statements but everyone knows buying for your dad is nearly impossible. He doesn’t care about clothes, he’s not going to wear that tie and if there’s something he actually wants he’s already bought it himself online.
But you have an edge: Your dad’s a foodie, and knowing that gives you something to work with. It’s like having a friend who loves elephants — you just keep buying them elephant things and they’re thrilled. Except this is more practical, and maybe a little self-serving, since you’re probably benefiting from his cooking, too.
Another blanket statement incoming: The difference between mom foodies and dad foodies is that moms are practical. Dads? They need something flashy and dramatic to even consider using it. (Remember that viral video imagining a lactation room if men breastfed?) Your mom opens wine with a generic corkscrew and drinks it out of a water glass. Your dad needs a weighted mixing spoon and a lighter to smoke the bitters. Your mom reheats leftovers in Tupperware. Your dad cold-smokes the Thanksgiving turkey in the backyard while wearing safety goggles.
You see where we’re going with this.
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This Father’s Day, lean into the drama. These over-the-top delightfully unnecessary gadgets and indulgences are exactly what your foodie dad will love. Whether he’s searing, smoking, brining, brewing or torching something in the kitchen (or garage or driveway) these gifts will have him grinning — and hopefully cooking for you all summer long.
He's going to love it!
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Bagels & Lox Apron
$76.80A wonderful way to protect the faux formal, sweat-wicking polo shirt your dad calls his “nice shirt.”
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2 in 1 Smoker and Charcoal Grill
$242.99A gift on the higher end of the budget, this level of extra is just enough to get your dad cooking the main course.
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Your brother who never has any money will be more than happy to buy these to go along with your gift, the smoker, above.
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While not exactly a foodie item, this gift is more for your mom because if your dad says “What did she say?” one more time during family dinner she’s going to lose her sh&@!
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Listen. Your dad is going to drink out of this exactly 0 times and we all know it. He will, however, be very happy to have this on his desk and explain Slivovitz to his coworker, Gary.
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16-Piece Cocktail Shaker Set
$59.99Unlike the coffee mug, he will definitely use this one. It’s so extra and time-consuming that he will be thrilled to make your mother and her friends their Thursday evening martinis.
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Because he’s currently drinking 40% of the recommended daily intake of water. He, and his urologist, will be grateful.
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What’s more Jewish than takeout Chinese food?
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And when he tires from having made two whole meals on his own…
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Imagine the smile on his face upon the arrival of two pints of hummus with a dozen pita and six 8-ounce portions of classic vegan Zahav salatim.
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