Via Frum Satire, who bridges the gap himself with an impressive wallop of humor and self-mockery. He wrote an (as far as I can gather) imaginary conversation between two secular guys looking for a date on JDate, and two religious girls in the very same situation.
Shani: So, nu, what did this boy have to say?
Fraydie: Well, he first called me “very sweet” and asked me for a date, in his car! He said there was nothing to be afraid of. Fear, yiras shamayimso Godfearing!!
Shani: He is perfect!
Fraydie: Wait till you see his picture. Here, isn’t he cute?
Shani: Oy veh! (she turns away) He is not wearing a shirt! Where are his tztizis? And no kippah!
Fraydie: Hello! Earth to Shani – isn’t it obvious?
Shani: No.
Fraydie: It is a picture from the mikvah!! He’s obviously very frum.
( continued )
