The Festival of Where-Should-I-Eat?-ness

Yes, Sukkot is a time of joy. In our prayers, we call it “z’man simhatenu,” which literally means “the happy holiday” — there’s no trepidation about Who Will Live And Who Will Die anymore! This is a celebration that we all made it. We crawl inside our temporary tabernacles, invite friends, and hold a massive, glorious fiesta every night.

sukkah on the runAnd every day, while we’re at work or researching a story or on the run in the middle of Queens while dressed as a Hasidic Jew because we’re filming a movie (okay, long story, I’ll blog about it soon) — we’re constantly away, not only from festivals, but from a sukkah. And, when you’re an observant Jew, you try to only eat food in a sukkah. Which means that, if you’re in any of the above circumstances, it might prove difficult.

Okay — admittedly, last week, I complained about the time it takes to find a sukkah. But this year, I’ve discovered the coolest new toy on the block. It’s a website, of course. It’s called LocalSukkah.org, and it’s a complete listing of every public sukkah in the world.

It’s not actually a listing of every public sukkah, of course. It doesn’t even have most of them — there are scarcely a dozen listed in Manhattan. But the site’s geographic and movement-related diversity are both impressive. Especially when you learn that it’s run out of a tiny house in Melbourne, Australia.

All told, it’s a pretty good attempt to create an online Swiss-army knife of sukkah listings. And, if I do happen to get stranded in Cuzco, Peru, or Ho Chi Minh, Vietnam, I’ll know exactly which website to bookmark.

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