Shmaltz Brewing Company, maker of He’Brew, is celebrating its 13th year of existence. In honor of the anniversary, they are coming out with a brand new beer, Jewbelation Bar Mitzvah.
The theme for the beer, of course, is the number 13. It is brewed with 13 malts, 13 hops, and has a 13% alcohol level. It also allows you to read and write at a 7th grade level.
They are also having a photo contest! But in order to explain it, I thought that I’d channel my 13 year old self…who has also had a couple Jewbelation Bar Mitzvah beers:
Okkkk, SO I thought I should tell you about a good new contestn that a awesome company is doin. Have you always wanted to be part of the media?!? Well heres yur Chance! Now that you look cool and hip with your lattes and macbooks, send Shmaltz Brewing Company your favorite pictures from your bar or bat mitzvah. You will look dorky and cool and ironic at the same time! They will take the funniest looking 1s and maybe they will pput you on their websitee., You have to be over 21 though! This is a beer company! For shammmee.
Send your pics to firstname.lastname@example.org. The contest runs until the 4th of July. I’ll be at camp tho. Machon 2009!