A Plan to Solve the Middle East Conflict

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Today is Israel Independence Day. While all of you are celebrating 61 years with falafel and dancing, I’m busy sitting here trying to find a solution to the conflict.

And, after sitting up for five straight days, I believe I have a plan.

An alien invasion.

You might say I’m insane. You might say I’m uneducated. You might say I’m just plain annoying. You might even say I’m all three. But this plan has merit. It’s a pretty full proof too. If aliens attack, then the world as a whole will be forced to work together to fight off the evil, slimy green guys. Arab countries will thank Israel for its military might and realize that we Jews aren’t so bad afterall.

In the video below, the former President of the United States explains the plan in better detail.

Bill Pullman/Will Smith 2012!

Posted on April 29, 2009
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