The Jewish In-Box

Gentile Jokes

Such is the nature of Jewish humor that when Jews joke about non-Jews, the targets are often... themselves. The following "Gentile" jokes, passed around on email, all poke fun at Jewish stereotypes simply by portraying non-Jews as lacking those traits.

 

All we ever hear are Jewish jokes, so here are some Gentile jokes:

A Gentile goes into a clothing store and says," This is a very fine jacket. How much is it?" 

 

The salesman says, "It's $500."

 

The Gentile says, "OK, I'll take it."

****

 

Two Gentiles meet on the street. The first one says," You own your own business, don't you? How's it going?"

 

The other Gentile says, "Just great! Thanks for asking!"

****

Two Gentile mothers meet on the street and start talking about children. Gentile mother 1 (said with pride): "My son is a construction worker!"

 

Gentile mother 2 (said with more pride): "My son is a truck driver!"

****

 

A man calls his mother and says, "Mother, I know you're expecting me for dinner this evening, but something important has come up and I can't make it." His mother says, "OK."

****

 

A Gentile couple goes to a nice restaurant. The man says: "I'll have the steak and a baked potato, and my wife will have the julienne salad with house dressing. We'll both have coffee."

 

The waiter says, "How would you like your steak and salad prepared?"

 

The man says,"I'd like the steak medium......the salad is fine as is."

 

The waiter says, "Thank you."

****

 

A Gentile man calls his elderly mother. He asks, " Mom, how are you feeling? Do you need anything?"

 

She says, "I'm feeling fine, and I don't need anything. Thanks for calling."

These jokes were received via email in a message passed around the internet. If you own the copyright to this material or have any other information regarding its copyright, please contact us by sending an email to permissions@myjewishlearning.com. 

 

Return to the Index of Jewish Humor.