Great traditional Jewish jokes.
An old man is struck by a car and brought to the hospital. A nurse enters his room and says, "Sir, are you comfortable?"
The old man replies, "I make a nice living."
A poor man walking in the forest feels close enough to God to ask, "God, what is a million years to you?
God replies, "My son, a million years to you is like a second to me."
The man asks, "God, what is a million dollars to you?"
God replies, "My son, a million dollars to you is less than a penny to me. It means almost nothing to me."The man asks, "So God, can I have a million dollars?"
And God replies, "In a second."
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