Smoking Hot Semitic Tush
Jewesses are so hot right now. No, really. According to Details magazine, “Jewesses aren’t just the rage in the triple-X realm, either: They’re seducing goyim on Mad Men and Glee and giving movie geeks conniptions over reports of JILF-on-JILF action between Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in Darren Aronofsky’s upcoming Black Swan.”
Really?? JILF-on-JILF action? Oy vey.
You really really need to read this article now. If you’re not already convinced here’s a list of topics covered:
Judd Apatow’s all-Jewish Frat Pack
Jewish women as “cultural mutts”
Raunchy photos of religious Jews getting busy
Jewish porn stars
Rabbis telling their congregants to have sex on Shabbat
Non-Jews on JDate
Nudie Jewish girl calendars
A film called Dr. Suzy’s Porn & Purim DVD Bacchanal
The menorah-shaped dildo taboo
I am not making any of that stuff up. Go read the article. It’s offensive, flattering and enlightening at turns. And I have to say, my entirely unscientific opinion about all this is that Jewish girls have indeed becoming increasingly attractive to men of all kinds. Yay?
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Leah
I found the article a little unsettling, especially because of the use of the word “Jewess” in such a derogatory context. Since I write for Jewesses with Attitude, this is particularly interesting to us, since we have chosen to “reclaim” Jewess to try to get away from that kind of usage. See my thoughts on it here: http://jwablog.jwa.org/fetishizing-the-jewess
Leah
This article definitely caught our attention at Jewesses with Attitude, since we are working to reclaim the term “Jewess” from this exact type of exoticism and misogyny. Check out my thoughts on it here: http://jwablog.jwa.org/fetishizing-the-jewess
FormerCollegeStudent
If you’re looking for something hot and real check out:
http://www.jewishsexuality.com/
This is a serious site that speaks about the authentic Kabbalistic view on these topics. At first you may not be able to handle the truth and you may want to make fun. But if you allow yourself to listen – you could make your whole life better.