How To Get Your Girlfriend To Break Up With You

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Wanna be alone over the holidays? Well do I have the product for you! Have you ever looked at a lady friend of yours and been like, she isn’t wearing enough kippot? You heard me. More than one. Many kippahs. Plural.

yarmulkebra Well, fear no more! Introducing the Yarmulkebra! Novelty bras that use kippahs as the cups. I’m very familiar with one of those products (kippahs), and let me tell you, if it’s good enough for your head, it’s good enough for your chest.

If there was ever a time to invent the “bro” it is now. Get on this Kramer.

So many other jokes I can make, especially involving these, but I’ll stop while I’m ahead.

Posted on December 3, 2009

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